Wire a home, flap bell after a little while, love the claw press before the dog"do not need to lift" key ……
"Wang"(feed ……)
Man:Baby, your mother is at home not?
Dog:Wang(at)
Man:Home in addition to how many persons do you have?
Dog:Wang Wang(mean 2 people)
Man:Calculate you together how many persons?
Dog:Wang Wang Wang(mean 3 people)
Man:You see the heel of your mother that person at stem what?
Dog:Wang(mean"good")
……Spread to slightly and loudly move in the telephone, love the dog sees action to the room, after a little while behind ……
Dog:Wang(feed)
Man:Have been already seen?
Dog:Wang Wang(see)
Man:Is dry what?
……The in a little moment has no action, after a little while after, love the pant voice that the dog sends out "utter Chi to hum Chi" ……
Man:…………
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 338 ability for a day 6 times!
Words several years before saying, my county in order to respond to superior to put forward to lead long ox to rush a middle-class family call, ushered in the "ocean" ox of being named"Luo Lai boon" to do a kind of cow, planned to pass to breed, pushed forward the ox article of my county to change a work.
The old cow cent takes care of an ox article to change a work, a must turn round and round, and then publicizee to launch, and then want to go out study to take to the favour through.Make he is two continuous'the double rest a day'have never gone home to have a reunion with wife.Lived to can't wait for in the wife of country, made a special trip county city to visit an old cow.That day noon, once the old cow see a wife and have never said to smile first:I am just busy to die, do you come why?Wife strange way:More than ten days don't see person, do you know not to know that the somebody else wanted to die you?The old cow says:I can not keep you company now, I am going to listen to China's professor Nong speak cow lesson, you return to room rest first!Wife would not like to:My a person at room stuffy dead person, I want you to take me to toghter listen to lesson.The old cow wanted that thinking is no harm.
The picture that hangs a "ocean" ox on the classroom, the professor is speaking a breeding of"Luo Lai boon" cow technique.When hearing say Luo's mating ability of Lai boon ox is 6 times specially strong, can mate for a day, wife by hand the elbow touched to touch an old cow and talked quietly:How, have you already heard?The old cow knows that the wife blames and scolds him, but again not say.Hence then ask a professor:Luo Lai boon the cow is 6 times a day to mate, that it is with a head of cow or and different cow mating?The professor says with smile:Not, not, not, it is a talent don't with 6 cow matings!The old cow listenned to ha ha keep smiling also by hand the elbow touched his wife for a while small voice to say:Heard have no, somebody else's a day 6 times, all of times time are freshes!
The wife has no speech with rightness.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 339 color female alternative house buying standard
On this day, there are a couple through the house company introduce to arrive at have already repaired a good house.
Husband and wife two just enter house drive the indoor decorate of style, set up attraction to live.
The husband is very happy, hence and real estate the company of the company measure the contract problem of buying a house,
Wife but walked into a bedroom, have already closed the door,
Then spread the voice of "---",
The person of husband and real estate companies is very surprised after hearing!The husband feels to throw a person very much, just going to arrestment wife, just gotted to doorway and then hearded the voice that the neighbor knocked a wall!
Later on the wife is from the house in walked out
Give the husband a signal way"walk!Is soundproof very good here!"
The husband is red face"sorry!We don't want"
Lowered the head to walk to go out!The person of house company has no language
A spool of joke brocade gathers the small tool of chapter 340 woman's appropriation humorous father
There was a women of pomp to just traveked to return to country behind from Switzerland, she discovered her body to sit a very warm herding 師 beside.
She asks:Execuse me, father, can request you to do some help?
Certainly, kid.What can I do for you?
Is such, I bought a forerunner of in addition to hair machine, very expensive
But my baggage has already come to a the tallest 稅 limit, I fear the person of maritime customs meeting Chong Mr. I am this thing.Can you hide to go into your to wrap an inside for me?
Certainly, kid.But you need to know, I can not tell a lie.
Do you have a face of honesty?I believe that they should can't make it lively for yours.
Hence, she chases that in addition to the hair machine passes to that father, and then the father puts the on the left side pocket 內 to it.
When the father arrives at custom officer in front, the officials ask:Father, you have what need to be declared?
The father answers:From my head waist that arrives me, I have no what can declare of, kid ……
The officials' answer toward father feels strange, so continues 問 :What about less than that loins?What do you have?
The father answers:I have the small tool of a choiceness, the woman is appropriative, but leads till still useless now.
Officials:………Father you slowly walk, next!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 341 this to enter that-joke
A rightness of little husband and wife get married for several years, although the that guy guards at an acre of three cents of his wife every day, the ground carries on Jing Geng thin make, can her wife's belly but always not now mountain now water, the grain didn't accept, hasn't been giving birth to a kid.Relatively falling behind at that time is out-of-the-way, don't know to go to check in the hospital, male of ask uncle's old woman of next-door neighbor why his wife can't give birth to a kid.
Uncle's old woman asks:"Young man, are you lazy, didn't do that to live with your wife?"
The male answers:"Separate three to differ to do for five days, sometimes is a day several times!Can her belly not fight to excel, how return to matter?"
Uncle's old woman soliloquizes oddness those early years once your grand uncle touched me to have your some uncle, you is this to how return to matter?Wanted to say for a while:"Young man, next time you and your wife finish doing that after the event, the elephant folds the feet that the quilt kind holds tight your wife to tremble several tremble, your grow to tremble into."
That male of with boundless joy appreciates that uncle's old woman went home and forced to not and urgently wait until in the evening and he wife's opening.The order of pressing uncle's old woman held tight his wife's feet to tremble after completing several tremble, because the then weather becomes cool, her wife is naked to catch a cold to catch a cold, a tremble, nose run off nasal discharge.The male sees spirit not to beat one to say" space, this enters that, no wonder that you have been canning not give birth to a kid and damn and harm I don't can make father."It immediately after is a boxing feet to his wife.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the chapter 342's mother-in-law with stupid son-in-law[the author recommend]
Before men and women's matrimony is depended matchmaker, that elephant current youth men and women's free love even trial marriage.
That is last century in 70's don't, in a strange country, widow piece's daughter also had 20 quite a fews, very not water work properly, widow piece also the plentiful rhyme still save, villager's drama calls Zhang Jia Shuang's flower.But from widow piece home composition(landlord), don't know of come to come with a marriage proposal a to hear to all frighten to run, widow piece didn't know to beg how much matchmaker with difficulty at mountain Ga La in mutually in a single man whom parents both die.Although having 30 is successful in career, have a liking for honesty this, the looks is also general over go, several times meet down and then married daughter pass by.
After getting married the third day, the daughter presses the customs to return to natal home,Beats By Dr Dre Studio, on entering a daughter to tell to widow piece, that is a stupid material, exactly two nights will at I alongside the side sleep, 1 pig.Widow piece thinks originally the son-in-law doesn't understand romantic feeling, hence comfort a daughter"I tomorrow teach him to your family training, give your a husband who makes you like by that time."
On the second day widow piece's arriving at son-in-law's house is already the sun to is partial to west, the son-in-law sees the mother-in-law come to exultation to say"mama, don't return to tonight, we come'gather suddenly son'."Widow piece a listen to dark pleased who say that the son-in-law doesn't understand romantic feeling?Is that wench what is the row?This son-in-law is really bad, ate a daughter to still want a mother-in-law, really a natural rivals, come right away tonight'gather suddenly son', the son-in-law has already gone out to go shopping while being about to pack angry appearance.Widow piece how can anyone know'gather suddenly son'is calling of son-in-law Niang bean curd in Shan-li method, is the tallest etiquette for treating quest.
After the supper, widow piece then stripped naked to go to bed etc. son-in-law'gather suddenly son', the lower part of long widow piece of Kuang several years has already been getting moister.Can the son-in-law didn't come, the helpless openings called the son-in-law to the bed
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