Husband:"Yes, but you have been 40 years old."
Wife:"Other people really don't know I was 40 years old, BE?"
Husband:"Yes, can I know that you are 2 years older than me."
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A rightness of newly married couples stand down a train.The bride says to the bridegroom:"Is dear
Of, do we make a matrimony the appearance for a long time to let other people see not very good?"
"Okay, you lift a box, the heel behind walks at me."The bridegroom says.
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Wife:"After you go to work every day, I sweep floor, do laundry, then do
Rice, very dull, annoyed."
Husband:"You can change life style!"
Wife:"Really?How to change?"
Husband:"You cook a meal first, then do laundry, then sweep floor."
The text chapter 4274 stroll/Be put the blame to a chicken/make a wish before the pond
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A rightness of husband and wife year overs 70 years old, still body the strong dint is strong, the conjugal love is very.He
Get married 50 anniversaries that day, someone asks the old Sir healthy secret, he
Say:"The wife fights with me each time, I go out for a walk.I today so Jian
Kang, all because 50 in the last yearses, greatly parts of time all outdoors activity."
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The husband says to the wife:"Tomorrow is that we get married 25 weeks age
Read a day, should kill a chicken."
Wife Yang Yang the ground say:"Kill a chicken?It should to we
BE quarreling to be responsible for for 25 the middle of the years?".~··
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Both the husband and wife once walked pond in the making a wish of shopping square, the madam throws into very soon
A coin, and silently make a wish.The husband immediately also abandons a
Coin, also silently make a wish.
The madam asks him to allow of what wish?The husband says:"I hope that I can pay
Must rise money of the thing that you hoped to get while just making a wish."
The text chapter 4275 still has the uncle/month the bottom to propose/too worth
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"Ah, if keep on being like this living again, I really feel ashamed matchless
."The wife complains her husband, " you see, let the mother pay building for us
Rent, the aunt buys clothes for us, the elder sister buys a food for us, so life
Really making me feel is suffered and ashamed ……"
The "hum, you should feel ashamed, " husband dissatisfiedly says that"you return
There are two uncles, can they what don't also deliver for us ……"
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Wife:"Someone says that the young man will lose a reason under the charming moonlight
Zhi, you think this words right?"
Husband:"Probably have a little truth, do you remember?I am under the moonlight
Propose toward you."
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A husband sends his wife to return to natal home by train.The wife says:"You
Need not go to platform to ascend to send me, that wants to spend two pence to buy a website ticket,Monster Beats."
The "it doesn't matter, " husband answers:" Price with so little flower, ability
Sending you to walk was really too worth."
The text chapter 4276 is stead fast/the marriage take/saw three"person"s
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Much boon and his the certificate marry the pastor meet down the street.
Much boon:"Is a few before the month, I and when my wife hold a wedding you
Is the once by the name of God to announce, I with bride of the whole annoyance all arrived a head, not
BE?Can I am how annoyed now!"
Pastor:"Is quite good, I once said.Vex steadfast to the end, I combined at that time
Don't explain that your annoyance was a head of that arrived a beginning to still arrive terminative a
Head."
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Get married this day, the bridegroom wears of the clothes are fatty and big.The bride isn't happy
The ground asks:"This body clothes not is press your shape custom-made of?"
"Yes!Can recently, in order to satisfy the condition that you put forward,
My east rushes west to run all thin next two son come!"
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Take a rest on Sunday, but the wife cans not finds a husband.After the supper husband a
Go home, she asks:"You arrive where go to?"
"I saw three people."
"Three people?"The wife has a little strain.
"Unimportant piece, all of them are decent persons:1 is 《silent
Person 》, 1 is 《 that person 》, 1 is 《 cuts up rough makes contact with with devil
Person 》."
The text chapter 4277 is shrew/get married anniversary/you say line and then go
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In the supermarket, a ferocious wife is roaringly annoying Xun to scold weak in character
Of husband.
The "hiss-" weak in character husband slightly says that"is dear, someone
Wear you in the lo!"
"I can be not afraid of other people to see!"Still the wife Nu scolds not only.
The "that is the taming of circus troupe inside lion girl, " husband timidly smiled
For a while, "she is quasi- at cut and polish how deal with you!"
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Mother-in-law heel son when the daughter-in-law bring up the matrimony anniversary that will soon arrive say:
"I think that you probably still don't know I with your father get married have how many years
?"
Don't wait son daughter-in-law answer, the 5-year-old little grandson interrupts to say:"I know
Way, 40 years."
"Are you how can anyone know?"The old grandmother asks.
"I usually listen to the grandfather saying to you:'I bear with all these, already
Through 40 years.'"
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One man is from the bank in take out part savings, the plan gives old sick
Of the parents send 50 dollars to exert a filial morality.Go home the heel wife's amount of company to say:
"Are the kid grandparents sick, give to send to 50 dollars line to go not?"The wife chases a face
On sinking, say:"Do you say?"Man's favour withdraws previous remark to say:"30 dollars line isn't
Go?"The wife is still this sentence:"Do you say?"The man endures spirit and lifts
:"Does not 10 dollars line go?"The wife says with smile:"You say the line goes!"
Immediately after the man puts forward again:"Give the kid the grandparents to send 10 dollars line equally to go not?"
The wife chases face one plank and says:"Do you say?"The man says again:"30 dollars
Doesn't the line go?"The wife is still this sentence:"Do you say?"The man endures spirit
Put forward again:"Does not 50 dollars line go?"The wife says with smile:"You say a line
Go!"
The text chapter 4278 head and neck/unpleasant to hear words/review again a
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